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Before we moved to Orlando, Florida, I don't think we'd ever thought of Orlando as a place where anybody actually lived. I mean, of course people—lots of them, actually—lived there, but Orlando was never a place where anybody lived, it was a place where people went.
Then we moved there.
It's kind of weird living in a place that most people know for what is quite likely the single largest tourist experience destination in the entire world. It leads to a bit of tension, actually—some people go a little bit crazy with the Disney love, others go weird with the hate, in both sophisticated and unsophisticated ways.
Oh, well. We'll all survive.
Anyway, we figured that if we're gonna be living in the epicenter of kitsch (well, aside from Branson, Missouri—there's always Branson, Missouri…), we might as well enjoy it. Therefore, this page is dedicated to our forays into the tourist traps that cover the entire area. Most of it's Disney World, of course, but that's most of what people know here. There's some little-known gems, too, though, like perhaps the best selection of Vietnamese restaurants in the entire United States.
This page last updated 21 May 2006.
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